Thursday, May 11, 2006

I am the Fibber

Say it ain't so George. According to USA Today, the government is collecting a massive database of American's phone calls. But President Bush today reassured America that the government is "not mining or trolling through the personal lives of millions of innocent Americans."

Now, most people would say that our great Decider is just fibracatin' again. But in truth he is not. Note the word innocent. Yes, contradicting his earlier assurances to the contrary, the government is in fact trolling through the "personal lives of millions of innocent Americans." But is anyone really innocent?

As Jesus said, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

So let the NSA cast its web across America and reel in all 300 million of us, because we are all sinners of a sort.

And have a little patience. To quote our fearful leader, "This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while."

Oh, and by the way NSA, since you are listening, can you send over a large pepperoni with a Coke please? I am going to be up late blogging.

This whole thing has inspired me to start my new Countdown To Impeachment. I am setting the clock at eight months.

2 Comments:

Blogger Kristin said...

I'm a little late asking, but did you get the pizza? My ranting anti-Cheney letter to a friend in Ireland sadly never made it. Maybe she has your pizza.

10:45 PM  
Blogger Thaddeus P. said...

They sent chicken with garlic sauce instead. This is why we are losing the war on terror, dammit.

11:30 AM  

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